508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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