i need an iv and a liver transplant
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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