I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
The air taste purple.
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