were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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