Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
there was a trapeze. enough said
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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