My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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