Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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