'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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