there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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