I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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