Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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