scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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