I just saw a hot homeless man
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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