I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize