so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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