i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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