i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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