What did we do last night that was yellow?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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