they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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