Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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