She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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