just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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