CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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