just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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