i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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