The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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