Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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