well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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