i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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