Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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