im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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i drank out of a bidet.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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