She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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