I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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