somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I believe in your delicious
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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