"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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