I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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