by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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