just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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