You're so nebulous sometimes
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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