I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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