i need an iv and a liver transplant
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize