singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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