I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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