he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Sorry about my life...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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