Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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