Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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