just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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