Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
This is the high leading the old right now
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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