oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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