absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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